Thursday, May 8, 2008

Remember me?

from Lina Stapleton
reply-to a-awehba@accentbanner.com
to stephen
date Thu, May 8, 2008 at 12:33 AM
subject remember me?

hide details 12:33 AM (16 hours ago)


Reply


Hello! I am tired tonight. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at Irene@whypapeal.cn only, because I am using my friend's email to write this. If you would like to see some of my pictures.

MY RESPONSE:


From Stephen
to a-awehba@accentbanner.com
cc Irene@whypapeal.cn
date Thu, May 8, 2008 at 5:17 PM
subject Re: remember me?
mailed-by gmail.com

hide details 5:17 PM (1 minute ago)


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Sir!

It appears that Irene is using your email address for purposes of obtaining anal sex.

If you are looking to perform anal sex on another man, please contact:

jholc02@gmail.com.

Warmest regards,

Mr. F

Last longer and stronger in bed

SPAM

fromglendinning
to"Rob"
dateWed, May 7, 2008 at 1:11 AM
subjectLast longer and stronger in bed


Pleasure in lovemaking is essential to relationships
http://www.stylaist.com/


RESPONSE
fromRob Nason
toglendinning
bccStephen Rhoads
dateThu, May 8, 2008 at 2:48 PM
subjectRe: Last longer and stronger in bed
mailed-bygmail.com

hide details 2:48 PM (2 hours ago)
Reply

I'm not so sure, I mean yeah of course the physical side is the easiest factor to figure out in a relationship, but is it really essential as you claim? For instance, cant you learn to love someone over time? With arranged marriages for instance. Is that not proof that pleasure and physical connection is not needed at least in the short term?

And what about intellectual, spiritual and emotional connection? Arent those also pretty important in lovemaking.

And what about people who have relationships with no lovemaking? Does that make their relationship disessential?

What about people who prefer pain in lovemaking? My friend Jason likes to be injured and get bruises, does that mean he does not have a real relationship.

Clearly you have sparked my interest and I eagerly awaited your response to the above questions.... I'm just not sure that your portrayal of lovemaking and relationships is really comprehensive and accurate.


Shove it in her face.

from tulao
to "stephen
date Mon, May 5, 2008 at 10:47 AM
subject Shove it in her face today

hide details May 5 (4 days ago)


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I cannot believe my eyes when I woke up and saw my dick grew an inch http://www.frewails.com/


MY RESPONSE:
Sir! When you say "Shove it in her face" what are you referring to???

I am willing to do so, to shove it in Jason's face, for he is a true lover
and a gay, God forbid. Please help.

Sir!

Be aware of her needs. Sir!

from kerstulovich
to "stephen
date Tue, May 6, 2008 at 4:17 PM
subject Be aware of her needs

hide details May 6 (2 days ago)


Reply


Give her the best climaxes she can experience http://www.poweingel.com/



RESPONSE:
Sir!

Thank you for the email.

I would like to be giving climaxes to all the many womens that I am having sexual intercourse with. Unfortunately, as of right now, there is mostly laughing during intercourse, some times screaming, many times there is silence, other times there are jokes and backslapping, but not in the sexual-playful-erotic way. It is like "That is a good joke!"

I would like to achieve the female climax. Although it is not as rare as the elusive and never-seen or recorded male climax, I am of great want to effect the female climax in the women that call me Sir and call me "our best client".

Unfortunately at this time I am only having close to two thousand and five hundred USD.

Shall this be enough?

Please be advised to send me an address where I can send the money order immediately in order to achieve the female climax in my bitches and hos.

Your best friend,

Mr. Shaudenfreude

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